Granda Joe Quote #20

Quote from Granda Joe in Episode Five

Gerry: It was him! The mural on our house, the spray paint... It was Emmett. I can prove it.
Mary: Sly wee bastard.
Joe: You bloody tout!
Sarah: Where is Emmett?
Orla: There he is.
[As they all look outside, Emmett is holding Jim's tent and a backpack in his hands as he watches a man pull a coat out of his car boot.]
Mary: Is that Jim's tent? [James looks back and sighs]
Sarah: What's he doing?
[Emmett takes a running jump into the man's car boot as he starts to drive away]
Joe: I told you to look after that tent.
Gerry: No, you didn't, you told him to look after it!
Joe: Ah, blame the wain, big man! Jesus... Jim's second best tent. How am I going to break it to him?

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 ‘Episode Five’ Quotes

Quote from James

James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.

Quote from Granda Joe

Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!

Quote from Ma Mary

Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?