Granda Joe Quote #19
Quote from Granda Joe in Episode Five
Joe: Listen, have you killed anyone, son?
Emmett: No. Well, at least not directly.
Joe: Well, there you go. So that settles it.
Gerry: I don't think that does settle it, actually, Joe!
Joe: You know what's wrong with you, Gerry? You're an awful wuss.
Gerry: I'm not a wuss!
Joe: You're afraid of your own shadow.
Gerry: I'm not!
Joe: Well, then, grow a set of balls and help the fella out!
Gerry: I have a set of balls, thank you very much!
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Episode Five’ Quotes
Quote from James
James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!
Quote from Ma Mary
Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?