Joe: Wait till you hear this! You won't believe this! Tell them what you are, son. Go on. This is great.
Rob: I'm a photographer.
Joe: No, not that! What's so great about that? The other thing!
Rob: Uh...
Joe: He's a gay.
Rob: Oh, right. Yes, I'm a raging homosexual. This is correct.
Deidre: He is.
Sean: Seriously? Our daughter's a gay!
Joe: That's what I said! That's what I told him. I mean, what are the chances, eh?