[flashback to 1977:]
Wee Mary: Thanks for the lift, Daddy.
Joe: No drinking tonight, you hear me?
Wee Mary: Aye, Daddy.
Joe: Or smoking.
Wee Mary: No, Daddy.
Joe: And no drugs.
Wee Aunt Sarah: Course not, Daddy.
Joe: And no dancing with boys.
Wee Mary: No dancing with boys? But it's a disco, Daddy!
Joe: Oh, you're right. Scratch that. No talking to boys.
Wee Mary: What?!
Joe: Actually, don't even look at the boys. Which reminds me, if one of the wee bastards won't take no for an answer, use this. [hands over a hockey stick]
Wee Mary: Thanks, Daddy.