Aunt Sarah: And let's face it, you could be doing with a bit of bronzer, Mary.
Erin: I had it down here last night, remember? I was working on my novel.
Mary: It's on the phone table there.
Erin: My fountain pen?
Mary: My address book!
Erin: I'm not looking for your address book!
Aunt Sarah: You'd give Casper a run for his money, no offence.
Mary: Jesus Christ!