Mary: Hot water's gone again.
Joe: That bloody boiler!
Mary: We'll have to ring the plumber.
Erin: Mother, have you seen my fountain pen?
Aunt Sarah: We're talking about free make-up here, Mary.
Mary: The plumber? The number's in my wee address book, Da.
Joe: I'm sick saying we need a new boiler.
Erin: Mammy, my fountain pen...
Gerry: We can't afford a new boiler.
Joe: Tight hole!