Father Peter: What you need to do is bring it a bit more downstage. No, no - downstage? No, no - downstage! How many times? Downstage is up, upstage is down.
Mrs. Mooney: But that doesn't make any sense.
Father Peter: It's theatre. It's not supposed to make sense. I need to speak to the stage manager.
Sister Michael: What now?
Father Peter: OK, now... With the smoke machine, when the contestants come out, really go for it. Don't be shy. Give it a good blast.
Sister Michael: I'll give you a kick up the arse.