Clare: I've had a shocker, girls!
Erin: Clare, what happened?
Clare: I lost my timetable, the bus broke down, fan belt snapped. All these old women were taking their tights off and handing them to the driver, and he was like, "This isn't a film, I'm not a mechanic." Then I finally get to the parish hall and I get cornered by your Uncle Colm.
Erin: Christ.
Clare: I managed to free myself, then some wain told me you went to Jenny Joyce's house, and when I got there, the weirdest thing happened...
[flashback:]
Clare: [v.o.] Well, I'm looking for you lot when I bump into Jenny, who tells me...
Jenny: Oh, no, they all left, I think. It was probably a bit upsetting for Erin, realising the entire year chose my party instead of hers. I did try and warn her.
Clare: [v.o.] And I thought to myself, wouldn't it be a pity if there was a blackout?
[present:]
Erin: Blackout?!
Clare: So I said to Jenny, "Either the party's over, or we relocate it."
The Commitment: Jesus, Clare, where the hell is this gaff?
Erin: Oh, my God!
Clare: Looks like your party's gonna be the biggest night of the year after all, girls!
James: Clare, you little lesbian legend!
Michelle: Let's go, motherfuckers.