Orla: Sister Michael! I don't have a Protestant!
Sister Michael: Well, you'll have to share with James.
James: What? No!
Sister Michael: Look, there just aren't enough Protestants to go round.
Janet Taylor: The mediator's here. He's... one of your lot.
Sister Michael: Not a priest?
James: Quite young, Southern. Bit of an arsehole, but, oh, my God... amazing hair.
Sister Michael: Oh, for feck's sake.