Ciaran: That'll be £3.75, please. And have you got your wee docket there?
Gerry: Yeah, I do.
Ciaran: It's a wee red slip of paper, about yay big.
Gerry: Yeah.
Ciaran: Dark blue lettering, it has.
Gerry: Yeah, I know.
Ciaran: Not a navy blue, now. More like a royal blue.
Gerry: I know what it looks like.
Ciaran: Times New Roman, I believe the font is called.
Gerry: I just can't find it.
Joe: Prick.