Gerry: Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
Waitress: What?
Gerry: Erm, I just wanted to say that, er, I, erm... I ordered a tea, you brought me a Coke, and that's not acceptable.
Waitress: But you drank the Coke.
Gerry: That's not the point. And your service has been nothing short of appalling, your attitude is worse. It's simply not good enough!
Waitress: I'll, er... I'll bring you a tea.
Gerry: You do that!
Waitress: [sobs] I'm sorry! I got a bit of bad news today. I haven't really been able to focus. I've been a bit distracted maybe. I'm sorry. I'll just take this...
Gerry: No, no, ignore all that.
Waitress: I'll bring you your tea right away, sir.