Erin: You were right. I was jealous. Mae's just so cool and exotic and you liked her so much and...
Clare: She's deranged.
Erin: What?
Clare: I met this guy that went to her school, he said she had to leave for, like, being a bully. He said she's seriously unhinged! I think he's a bit pissed off with her, to be honest, and I can't blame him cos she's giving the Chinese population in Donegal a really bad rap.
Michelle: Typical Donegal man. Always moaning.