Kris: Are you Clare?
Clare: That's right.
Kris: Hi, I'm Kris. I'm here with Tara Martin. She's... Oh, God, where's she gone? Tall, blonde, wears glasses?
Clare: Ah, Trampy Tara?
Kris: We've just started seeing each other, actually.
Clare: Oh, no, not that kind of trampy. No, we just call her that because she's got quite a heavy... gait. You should listen out for it.