Michelle: Christ, I'm at my wits' end trying to keep them two lads apart.
Clare: What? You didn't bring both boys to prom did you, Michelle?
Michelle: I couldn't make up my mind! I thought I could just stick them in two separate corners and go between them, but they won't fucking keep put.
Clare: Imagine that, it's almost like they have their own free will.
Michelle: Tell me about it. It's a fucking nightmare.