Ian Paisley: [on TV] This document is an insult to the majority of people of Northern Ireland!
Gerry: All right, Ian, we get the idea, like.
Joe: What are you footering at?
Gerry: Ah, the picture's just gone a bit, sort of... [Joe smacks the TV] Dear Jesus!
Joe: You have to give it a bit of a shock now and again. [hits it again] You have to keep it on its toes.
Gerry: I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. It's a television. [Joe hits it repeatedly] OK, OK, OK! I'm just going to turn it off and turn it on again. That usually does the trick. [turns the TV off] There we go. Hm? There doesn't seem to be anything happening now.
Joe: This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary!
Mary: For God's sake, Gerry.
Joe: He's been footering.
Gerry: Excuse me. You're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.
Joe: I'll thump you repeatedly.