Sam Quote #1627
Quote from Sam in Rebecca's Lover... Not
Sam: Oh, Lilith, I feel so victimized. I feel so angry. I don't know what to do.
Lilith: Well, actually, Sam, this is precisely how victim support groups got started. People who were suffering and unable to cope found they felt better if they were able to share those feelings.
Sam: Well, maybe I should try to get in one of those groups. I wonder if they have a group for people who have had high-performance automobiles stolen.
Man: You had a car stolen?
Sam: Yeah.
Man: What kind was it?
Sam: '64 Corvette.
Man: '57 Tee-Bird two weeks ago today.
Sam: Oh, man. Does it still really hurt inside?
Man: Sometimes more than others. Like, when I'm late for work, and I run out of the house and try and jump in it. Just end up in the gutter weeping.
Sam: Oh, man, I hear you, I hear you.
Man: It just isn't fair.
Sam: Oh, no kidding. You know, when bad things happen to good-looking people.
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Woody: Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: It's your barber on the phone, and he says it's been two days. He wants to know when you're coming back. What should I tell him?
Norm: Tell him what I tell Vera.
Woody: [on the phone] Uh, he'll be home after one more.
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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Oh, hey, Mr. Peterson, that's quite a haircut.
Norm: Yeah, well, they're only halfway done, Woody. I got a little thirsty. You know what I mean? Give me a beer.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, Normie, I'm gonna miss that car. Here, take a look at that.
Norm: Wow. That's you next to Sammy's 'Vette.
Cliff: Yeah. Truth be told, l, uh I tell the ladies it's mine.
Norm: Yeah. Wait. That's not even your body. It's Sammy's body with your head superimposed.
Cliff: Yeah, you'd be surprised what Ma can do in a darkroom. Yeah. Yeah, we got one of, uh, me at the Yalta conference. Yeah. You- You should see the look that Churchill's giving me.