Sam Quote #1262
Quote from Sam in Sammy and the Professor
Rebecca: Sam, I have this overwhelming feeling of liberation.
Sam: Yeah?
Rebecca: No, l... l... I just told my mentor she was a slut. Now, I don't care what other people think. I know what's important now is what I think. And I know I'm as smart as anyone else.
Sam: You're a lot smarter than I am. I didn't know he was a peanut farmer that long.
Rebecca: Man, this has been a hell of a couple of days, hasn't it? You know, but everything turned out for the best for everybody. You know, I learned a really good lesson about life. And, um, I think Alice had a good time with, you know, stuff you and she were doing all the time. And, um... Of course, you got all that great business information from her!
Sam: Yeah, actually, I never did get any advice from her. She kept saying she was going to give it to me, but then we ended up in bed. And she said she was going to give it to me the next day, but we ended up in bed again. You know, she never really told me anything. Now she's gone.
Rebecca: Well, it's still been a hell of a couple of days. [exits]
Sam: That slut.
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Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, it's getting scary around here.
Norm: Why do you say that, Woody?
Woody: Well, I mean, if Carla's getting audited, can I be far behind?
Norm: Come on, Woody. From what you make, and the way you handle it, if you made a dollar less, I do believe you'd qualify for food stamps.
Woody: All right. Then I'm sitting pretty.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: You know what I love about your book is the way you lay out that whole philosophy thing... Dare, decide it, do it. That's just so memorable.
Alice: Well, that was no accident. The common denominator is commitment.
Sam: Plus they all begin with Ds.
Alice: Yeah, well... The key is decisiveness. You know, that was always Rebecca's failing in school. She could never take a stand. She always had to ask what somebody else thought before she knew what she thought.
Rebecca: But I've changed since then.
Waiter: Have you made a decision, ma'am? The rest of your party are halfway through their salads.
Rebecca: Is the swordfish fresh?
Waiter: It was when you started ordering.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: All right, I know what I want now. Not chicken.
Sam: I'll have the spinach salad, lamb chops in mint jelly, and the broiled new potatoes.
Rebecca: That sounds good. How'd you come up with such a great combo?
Sam: It's the number 2.
Rebecca: What's this?
Waiter: It's our dessert menu. I thought you might like to hit the ground running.