Carla Quote #899
Quote from Carla in Sammy and the Professor
Donald Zajac: Mrs. LeBec, do you own this bar?
Carla: Get out of here. Do I look like I own this bar?
Donald Zajac: Frankly, no. But someone with an income of $1.3 million obviously isn't a cocktail waitress.
Norm: Don, is that you?
Donald Zajac: Hey, Peterson, how are you doing?
Norm: All right, buddy. Whoa. Hey, you think Carla owns this place? That's some kind of major snafu, pal. What have you got, one of those American-made computers?
Donald Zajac: I guess you're right, Norman. If she made that kind of money, why would she dress like this?
Carla: [laughs] These are my good clothes. [all laugh] I even got my hair done.
Norm: Oh, the thought that Carla could ever pull down a million bucks is absolutely nuts. All the tips she's ever made in her life wouldn't amount to that, even if she did report it, you know what I mean? [laughs] Well, carry on.
Donald Zajac: Uh, I think you'd better come with me, Mrs. LeBec, and get your receipts. And they all better be genuine.
Carla: I'm going to get you, Norm. I don't care if they put me in solitary confinement with nothing but bread and water. I'll survive, because I got a mission... Get Norm Peterson! You remember, I got friends on the outside!
Norm: By the way, Carla, no charge.
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Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, it's getting scary around here.
Norm: Why do you say that, Woody?
Woody: Well, I mean, if Carla's getting audited, can I be far behind?
Norm: Come on, Woody. From what you make, and the way you handle it, if you made a dollar less, I do believe you'd qualify for food stamps.
Woody: All right. Then I'm sitting pretty.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: You know what I love about your book is the way you lay out that whole philosophy thing... Dare, decide it, do it. That's just so memorable.
Alice: Well, that was no accident. The common denominator is commitment.
Sam: Plus they all begin with Ds.
Alice: Yeah, well... The key is decisiveness. You know, that was always Rebecca's failing in school. She could never take a stand. She always had to ask what somebody else thought before she knew what she thought.
Rebecca: But I've changed since then.
Waiter: Have you made a decision, ma'am? The rest of your party are halfway through their salads.
Rebecca: Is the swordfish fresh?
Waiter: It was when you started ordering.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: All right, I know what I want now. Not chicken.
Sam: I'll have the spinach salad, lamb chops in mint jelly, and the broiled new potatoes.
Rebecca: That sounds good. How'd you come up with such a great combo?
Sam: It's the number 2.
Rebecca: What's this?
Waiter: It's our dessert menu. I thought you might like to hit the ground running.