Sam: Let me tell you, nothing more pathetic than a billionaire on the make. You know, when I got a babe in my cross-hairs, I don't waste time sending her jewelry and furniture. The only time you see me move a desk is when I want more room on the floor for her. What do you got?
Carla: No ring in here. Just some paper. "This certificate authenticates that this desk once belonged to George Bernard Shaw. It has become known as the 'ring desk' because of the dark ring clearly visible on the desktop where he set down his tea cup upon completing the fifth act of Man and Superman." I wonder if that's the one where he fought the mole people.
Carla: So this tea cup thing is the ring Colcord was talking about.
Sam: Yeah. Boy, that's really romantic, isn't it? A desk that used to belong to some dork who writes comic books. This Robin, man, he's got a lot to learn about chicks. "This desk has been appraised at $5..." Whoa, look at all those zeroes.
Carla: Wow!
Sam: Maybe, uh, maybe I should tell Rebecca, huh? [saw buzzing] Maybe some other time.