Rebecca Quote #224
Quote from Rebecca in Sisterly Love
Rebecca: You know, I really don't think this was such a good idea, Sam. And I hope you'll excuse me, Susan, if I don't clean your table scraps.
Sam: Oh, wait a minute, sit down, will you, pl? Girls, girls, girls, what is the big problem between you two anyway?
Rebecca: Sam, it is one of those complicated issues that you can't just pin down into one certain thing.
Sam: Well, try.
Rebecca: [sighs] All right. Dan Buddinger. Mike Dietz, Jeff Carnahan, Ron Allen, Steve Melman, Terry Toban, Clay Fisher...
Sam: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Does this have anything to do with boy trouble?
Rebecca: Yes. The trouble is, she can't keep her hands off my boys.
Susan: If it bothered you that much why didn't you just take them back?
Rebecca: Because I didn't want to stoop to your level! Besides, I tried and it didn't work.
Susan: Look, the point is, that was back when we were kids. A million things have changed.
Rebecca: No, no, no, the fact still remains that every time I am attracted to a guy, you are on him like white on rice. So excuse me if I don't leap over there and say forgive me, please, please, please, for breaking my heart over and over and over and over. Excuse me, I have to get out of here. I have work to do.
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‘Sisterly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Sam: She's missing the point. Can you imagine what the reward might be for anybody who would act as a peacemaker between these two tragically estranged but perky-bottomed sisters?
Norm: Ah. To Sammy, the man who keeps the dream alive.
Carla: Wait a minute. What makes you think you can get the both of them? It's taken you two years to get a polite kick in the teeth from number one.
Cliff: [chuckling] Carla, Carla, Carla. Am I gonna have to teach you about women?
Carla: Yeah, Cliff, why don't you?
Cliff: Nah, you better take this one, Sammy. I don't want to hog the spotlight.
Quote from Cliff
Woody: I swear I've seen her someplace before.
Sam: Well, she asked for Rebecca. Called her Becky. Must be old friends.
Cliff: Yeah, that could explain a lot.
Carla: What's that supposed to mean?
Cliff: Well, figure it out. Rebecca, who doesn't date, suddenly has this good-looking friend show up. A slender, boyish, female friend, with whom she probably, uh, sunbathed nude somewhere, perhaps on the Isle of Lesbos.
Norm: They ever get the tests back on that dog that bit you?
Quote from Woody
Woody: I just remembered who she is. That's Susan Howe.
Sam: I know, she's Rebecca's sister.
Woody: No, the actress. I saw her in Night of the Mutants.
Carla: What, is that a movie, or your family reunion?
Woody: A movie, Carla.
Sam: I don't remember, uh, Rebecca saying anything about having a sister who was in a horror movie. Are you sure about that?
Woody: Let me check. [Woody covers his eyes with his hands] Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You know, if she had another, smaller head growing out of her neck, I'd be positive.
Sam: I got to check this out.
Woody: Hey, ask her if they let her keep the little head.