Carla Quote #700
Quote from Carla in Slumber Party Massacred
Sam: So what kind of car do you drive, Ed?
Anthony: I thought you said you wanted to be a grandmother.
Carla: Someday. Like years from now, when you've moved thousands of miles away.
Eddie LeBec: Carla, please.
Sam: I drive a Corvette myself.
Carla: How could you do this?!
Annie: Hey, I'm going to be 20 in two years. I can hear my biological clock ticking.
Carla: Do you know what it takes to raise a kid?
Anthony: Ma, will you relax? I got a job.
Carla: You think you can support a family pushing cheeseburgers?!
Anthony: Well, I thought we'd all stay here.
Carla: Ho-ho, great. More people in this house.
Sam: I get about 19 on the highway, 15 in town.
Carla: Whose stupid idea was this anyway?
Annie: Hey, I was getting bored sitting around the house.
Anthony: I thought this might give her something to do.
Carla: I'll give you something to do!
[Carla beats Anthony with a baguette from the table]
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‘Slumber Party Massacred’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Oh, God, this is terrible. Look at my life. I never had a childhood. I married Nick when I was 15. Never got to go to the prom or homecoming, to a slumber party, to Fort Lauderdale on Spring Break. Or on one lousy date with Fabian. Now I don't even get a middle age. Go straight from grade school to Granny.
Eddie LeBec: I don't know what to say, Carla.
Carla: Just don't say anything, okay? There's nothing anybody can say that's gonna change anything, so just don't say anything.
Sam: Yeah, but, Carla-
Carla: Sam, I said don't say anything. Weren't you listening to me?
Sam: Yes, Carla-
Carla: I said don't say anything! Nobody listens to me.
Eddie LeBec: I listen to-
Carla: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just stay away and leave me alone! I'm going to my room, wait for the angel of death.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Hey, so they're gonna have a baby. They'll, they'll find their way through it.
Carla: You don't understand. My life is over. I'm going to be a grandmother. I mean, I might as well wrap myself up in a black babushka, get fat and grow hairs out of my moles.
Sam: Oh, come on. [laughs] You're exaggerating.
Carla: Do I have to get out the family album?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, can I have three martinis please? Make mine a double.
Cliff: How's married life treating ya? Quite a change, huh?
Frasier: Well, you know, Lilith and I did live together for a year before we wed. So other than the fact that I now see it stretching endlessly before me, until I lie rotting in the grave, there's no real difference.