Esther Clavin Quote #16

Quote from Esther Clavin in The Last Angry Mailman

Cliff: Yeah, yeah, that tree is like a brother to me, Ma. Just imagine, you know, something that I planted, and I nurtured, is gonna be there for future generations to enjoy.
Esther Clavin: Unless they chop it down to put up a Jiffy Lube.
Cliff: Come on, Ma, they wouldn't do that, would they?
Esther Clavin: They'll do that as soon as look at you.
Cliff: Well... Oh, Ma, no, they won't.
Esther Clavin: Oh.
Cliff: No, Ma. They're not gonna cut down my tree! A-and they're not gonna touch this house either! And they're not gonna take our land!
Esther Clavin: That's my boy. Where are you going?
Cliff: Well, it may sound a little bit silly and all, Ma, but, uh I'm gonna go out there and sit in my tree.
Esther Clavin: You go right ahead. [to herself] Never fails.

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Quote from Esther Clavin

Cliff: Boy, oh, boy. Don't you just love this Yorkshire pudding, Ma? That's a real delicacy.
Esther Clavin: The English didn't think so. Actually, Yorkshire pudding was invented in the late 1770s during a beef shortage. A person could be given a little bit of beef and soak up the gravy with the pudding, thereby fooling his stomach into thinking he was having a fuller dinner than he actually was.
Cliff: And you wonder why nobody asks us out anymore.

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Frasier: Good afternoon, everybody. Sam, you got you room for one more tosspot? Let me have a beer, will you?
Sam: You betcha. How you been there, Frasier?
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Quote from Cliff

Cliff: It wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was Rebecca.
Sam: I don't know.
Cliff: No, I mean, it's us quiet, reserved types who, when properly stimulated, turn into your average churning hunk of burning funk.
Norm: Now, Cliffie, uh, can you tell me exactly at what point in your life you came to that big fork in the road where reality took a left and you hung a sharp right?