Cliff Quote #226
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Sam: Hi, I'm Sam Malone. I'm the owner of the place.
Mr. Clavin: Oh, hi. I'm Cliff Sr., his father. Uh, I called his ma, she said he hangs out here sometimes. Is he around?
Sam: Well, no. Actually he's not. I think he's away on business.
Norm: Yeah.
Mr. Clavin: Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to talk to him. Gee, it's funny. You know, my own son. I don't even know what he does for a living. I don't even know what he looks like.
Sam: Cliff might be away for a while here. Is there any message you'd like me to give to him?
Mr. Clavin: I think I'll hang around a while. It's kind of personal. I'd like to deliver it myself.
Sam: Oh, yeah, here you go. [gives Mr. Clavin a beer]
Mr. Clavin: Oh, thanks.
Cliff: Excuse me. I got something to say. [clears throat] Could I have the sports page?
Mr. Clavin: Oh, yeah, sure. Here you are.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
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Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.