Cliff Quote #232
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Cliff: Give me the phone.
Norm: What's wrong?
Cliff: My old man's a crook. He's leaving the country one step ahead of the law.
Carla: You're not gonna rat on your old man!
Norm: Think about this, will you.
Cliff: I've got nothing to think about now. [on the phone] Information? Yeah, give me the federal authorities. I don't know. Somebody in charge of rotten daddies. [hangs up] I can't do it. I've aided a fugitive from justice. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.
Carla: Hey, come on. Come off it, Clavin. You didn't disgrace anything. You can't turn the old guy in because you love him. Now, anyone would understand that.
Cliff: Thank you, Carla. You're right. I do love him. Matter of fact, I think I'll go give him a big hug right now.
Norm: Oh, Cliffie, I think it might be a little uncool to hug him in the men's room, you know?
Cliff: I guess you're right, Norm. Oh, what the heck. I can't wait. It's the longest we've been apart all day.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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