Cliff Quote #231
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Cliff: What's the rush?
Mr. Clavin: Cliffie, I have got to get out of this country as fast as I can.
Cliff: What's going on, Dad?
Mr. Clavin: Okay, listen. I'll level with you. You're my son. I can trust you. My business has gotten me in a little trouble with the law.
Cliff: What kind of business is that?
Mr. Clavin: Real estate fraud.
Cliff: Dad, that's illegal.
Mr. Clavin: Oh, good, I'm not going too fast for you. Now, listen, come on, Cliffie, you gonna come with me?
Cliff: No, no, look, Dad, I can't let you do this. Look, how about you give the money back, throw yourself at the mercy of the court. They'll let you off with a slap on the wrist, 10 years max.
Mr. Clavin: Ten years? Come on, Cliff, grow up, will you. We're talking about heavy cake here. Now, I want you to come. Are you gonna come or no?
Cliff: Well, how do you know I'm not gonna turn you in, huh?
Mr. Clavin: Cliffie, you're not gonna turn in your own father. I know that and you know that.
Cliff: Yeah, you're right, Dad.
Mr. Clavin: All right, I had a couple beers. I'm gonna make one more stop and then I'm gone.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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