Cliff Quote #230
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Cliff: Hey, Dad, come on. Time's a-wasting. What do you say we go out and get a set of matching tattoos?
Mr. Clavin: Cliffie, I gotta get cracking. I got a plane to catch.
Cliff: Come on, Dad. So much time, you know, we haven't talked. We don't know about each other.
Mr. Clavin: Cliffie. I just had a terrific idea.
Cliff: Oh, yeah? What's that, Dad?
Mr. Clavin: Why don't you come to Australia with me.
Cliff: Australia? I don't know if I can leave all this, Dad. You know, my friends, my job.
Mr. Clavin: You can make new friends, and you don't need a job.
Cliff: What?
Mr. Clavin: Cliffie, I got a lot of dough stashed away. We could live like kings.
Cliff: Well, I need time to think about it.
Mr. Clavin: There's no time, Cliffie. I've got to go now.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
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Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.