Diane Quote #272
Quote from Diane in Norman's Conquest
Diane: I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing what you just said.
Sam: How much?
Diane: Well, everything. See, I discovered accidentally, if you go into the first stall in the women's room, wet your ear and jam it up against the wall, you hear the occasional word. Just be glad I did. Listen to me. Now, Norman, I have something to say to you because I can help you. And I want to say it to your face. You are a ladies' man.
Norm: I am?
Diane: Yes. You're a one-woman man and every woman loves and respects that. I don't think you should live your life in deference to what some beer-swilling swine think.
Norm: Gee, I always have.
Diane: Norman, they're unhappy with their marriages or lack thereof. And they're waiting out there for you to throw yours away and lower yourself to their level. Ugh, I hate them. God, I hate them.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.