Diane Quote #259

Quote from Diane in Snow Job

Diane: That's it. I've had enough. I don't care what you do. I just don't want to have to look at your big, flabby face any more. You can fool around with every women in Vermont. I don't care.
Sam: Is that a fact? Well, let me tell you something, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to go and I'm going to have every girl in Vermont. Even the bowsers.
Diane: Go. By all means, go. Have all New England for all I care.
Sam: Maybe I'll just do that.
Diane: Just mull this over on your ride up to paradise. There happens to be a certain box boy at my market. A sinewy youth who always wants to carry my bags, if you know what I mean. Perhaps, just perhaps, I'll go over there tomorrow and not demur at his subtle, yet oh-so-unequivocal advances.
Sam: [chuckles] Yeah, you do that, Diane, and I'll try real hard to give a damn. [exits]
Coach: Holy mackerel. I forgot to ask him about the olives.
Carla: Don't worry, he'll be back in ten minutes.
Norm: I say five, Carla.
Diane: Maybe even sooner.
Sam: [opens the door] A box boy?!

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Quote from Coach

Carla: That was Ann Marie's teacher. Said she's gonna have to hold her back.
Diane: Oh, that's too bad, Carla.
Coach: Oh, don't worry about it, Carla. It's just as bad to skip a grade.
Carla: You skipped a grade, Coach?
Coach: I skipped four. High school, I think they called it.

Quote from Coach

Sam: Okay, well, I got to skedaddle. I got a funeral waiting for me.
Coach: Don't we all?

Quote from Norm

Norm: So the camel says, "You get your own date." Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.