Carla Quote #146
Quote from Carla in Affairs of the Heart
Sam: Who's jerking who here? Come on, Carla. You you know, you always say you're tough. You talk tough, you act tough. You're not tough. Tough guys take chances. You're a chicken.
Carla: Don't ever call me that.
Sam: Ah. Ah. That's what you are, Carla. You're a chicken. [bawks]
Carla: Hey, hey, hey. I want to go with you. You have been cruising on your looks for too long, buddy.
Sam: I'm not going to fight you.
Carla: Yeah, you are. Let's go! [punches Sam]
Sam: [restrains Carla] Hey, Carla, come on. You're half my size. [Carla grabs Sam's hand and squeezes, she bits his arm and kicks him in the shin] Ow, ow, That's dirty!
Carla: Nobody calls me chicken. I'm going to go out there and be so vulnerable, I'm going to go open myself to happiness like a banshee. Hey, Sam, can I have the night off? [Sam accidentally hits his head under his table as he tries to get up]
Sam: Ow.
Carla: Thanks.
Cheers Quotes
‘Affairs of the Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Hey, come on. It's only a quarter.
Norm: Only a quarter? That's easy for you to say. Maybe this will change your tune.
Coach: Sam, watch it. He's going for his gun.
Norm: It's my calculator, Coach. I'm going to have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance. Hmm.
Sam: What have you got?
Norm: I'm going to have to cut back 8.7%. Comes out to one beer every half hour. I'm going to have to drink a little more slowly. [Norm downs a beer] Slowing down isn't so bad.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Ask a man who's got one. [Coach serves him a beer] Ah, here's mine now.
Quote from Carla
Carla: The only thing I'm scared of is if I go to bed with him he's gonna be so crazed with desire I'll never get rid of him.
Sam: Ah, Carla, that's not what you're afraid of. You're afraid that you're going to fall for this guy.
Carla: No, I'm not going to fall for this guy. I've already fallen for this guy.
Sam: Ah-ha. And now you're afraid he's going to turn into a jerk?
Carla: No, smart guy. He's already a jerk.
Sam: Why's he a jerk?
Carla: Because he's dishonest.
Sam: Why is he dishonest?
Carla: Because he's hiding the fact that he's a jerk.