Sam Quote #143

Quote from Sam in Pick a Con.. Any Con

Sam: C'mon, Harry. You got anything? You got any ideas?
Harry: Well, I think you need a poker game. The Mole is not known for poker. Coach, why don't you call him and tell him you have a little game going here at closing. Now, that makes you the roper. You bring him into the game.
Sam: Ooh. How do we know that he brings enough money to cover Coach's losses?
Harry: Oh, don't worry about that. The guys always carry a big roll. They gotta be ready for action. You have to promote this as a friendly neighborhood game. You're the inside man.
Sam: I'm with you so far.
Harry: Now, I'm gonna need a bankroll.
Sam: You just lost me, Harry.
Harry: Sam, if you don't stake me, it doesn't go down. I need about five grand.
Sam: Five grand? Are you kidding me? This whole thing's getting out of hand.
Coach: Sam, please. Please, Sam.
Sam: All right. I'll be the... What d'you call the guy who brings the money?
Harry: You call him the guy who brings the money. One other thing, Sam. [shakes Sam's hand]
Sam: I appreciate this.
Harry: I appreciate getting bailed out. Besides, I don't like the idea of somebody else plucking my pigeons.

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 ‘Pick a Con.. Any Con’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane: What you got in mind?
Sam: A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane: What if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me.
Diane: Forget it.
Sam: I understand. You'd rather earn it.

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Sam: You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
Diane: Why not? Last night, I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam: I hope he thanked you for it.

Quote from Coach

Sam: What are you laughing at?
Coach: That.
Harry: One born every minute, huh, guys?
Coach: We did it, Harry!
Harry: There's your money. Now, who wants to play double or nothing?
Sam: You had George conned that you two were working together while it was you and Coach?
Coach: You're not even close.
Harry: Yeah, he is.
Coach: Oh, that's it exactly. Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.