Carla Quote #1247
Quote from Carla in Loathe and Marriage
Carla: Do you love him?
Serafina: Yes.
Carla: Then don't marry him.
Serafina: What?
Carla: The worst thing you could do, Serafina, is marry for love. You know, when I first met your deadbeat father, Nick, I loved him, too. And even when he knocked up my sister, I said... Hey, look, the guy is just trying to get in good with the family at my wedding. But for the next ten years, all he did was cheat on me, treat me like dirt and keep me in maternity clothes.
Serafina: Mom, it's not like that. Pat's a good man. He loves me and I love him, and we want to build a life for our baby. Please give us your blessing.
Carla: Well... you're not gonna get that alimony by staying single.
Cheers Quotes
‘Loathe and Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: People, people, it's getting late. Now no one admires the sight of a beautiful young bride more than l, but the lunch rush is the lunch rush.
Sam: Say John, I... I bet you'd like to meet Carla's first husband.
John: [takes a look at Nick] Oh, my God!
Nick Tortelli: Nice to meet you. [offers his hand]
John: Please. My profession requires that I handle food.
Quote from Nick Tortelli
Nick Tortelli: Don't worry about it, Sam. I'll handle it. Carla, at times, can be very obdurate. She also can be very recalcitrant, intransigent and immovable.
Loretta: Nicky got one of those word-a-day calendars. We played word games all the way from Las Vegas. I'm insipid.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the drug store.
Sam: That's okay, Woody.
Woody: Yep. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drug store to get a little, uh...
Sam: Protection?
Woody: Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.
Sam: Hope you got a lot of protection.
Woody: Well, as usual, you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just trying to get some... you know.
Sam: Protection.
Woody: Yeah. So I got some paper plates, batteries, flashbulbs, Skol, some gum, Chia Pet... oh, eyeglass repair kit. Yeah. Oh, notebook paper and VO5.
Sam: Where's the, uh where's the protection?
Woody: See you in about an hour, Sam. [puts on sunglasses]