Rebecca Quote #506
Quote from Rebecca in The Beer Is Always Greener
Rebecca: Sam, give me two beers and a scotch on the rocks.
Sam: I don't get it. Cheers is opening again and none of my close friends are here.
Rebecca: That's because you've sent everybody over to Mr. Pubb's to get Carla, who, by the way, is two hours late. You know what this reminds me of? It reminds me of that spooky movie, where those people keep going into the barn and then they disappear. And so they send other people to go in there and they disappear. And then, still others go in the barn and they disappear. And then they find out that there's a psycho killer in there stabbing everybody. What was the name of that movie?
Phil: Don't Go In The Barn.
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Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Now, now. You two... Perhaps a page from Frasier's and my personal history will calm the waters. Woody, Kelly. I am Jewish and Frasier is Episcopalian. Now originally, we feared this might cause conflict in our marriage. But then we learned to compromise, even in the raising of our son, Frederick. We make sure he experiences both sides of his religious heritage.
Frasier: As usual, my darling wife is right. Frederick goes to synagogue every Friday night. He delights in hiding matzos at Passover. The family celebrates Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Christmas comes and goes without so much as a tree. Odd, really, because a Christmas tree isn't even symbolic of Christianity. But apparently it threatens Lilith's Jewish faith. Look out, everybody! A fir tree! 5,000-year-old religion and Frasier Crane's going to bring it down with a four-foot tree and some tinsel!
Quote from Carla
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carla, let me get this straight. You're really not going back to Cheers?
Carla: I know it's a lousy job, Norm, but for the amount of money they're throwing at me, it's nothing I can't take.
Bartender: Carla, uh, I'm gonna put a new trainee with you for the next two weeks. She's a bright girl. She's, uh, an anthropology student at B.U. Ellen! Ellen, come meet Carla.
Ellen: Well, you must be Carla. I know what you're thinking: "She doesn't look like a waitress." That's because I'm really a writer. Or actuellement, a poetess.
Carla: [screams]
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, Norm. Gettin' ready for the big opening.
Norm: It's right here, Sammy. Start pouring beer in it anytime.