Frasier Quote #644
Quote from Frasier in The Beer Is Always Greener
Lilith: Now, now. You two... Perhaps a page from Frasier's and my personal history will calm the waters. Woody, Kelly. I am Jewish and Frasier is Episcopalian. Now originally, we feared this might cause conflict in our marriage. But then we learned to compromise, even in the raising of our son, Frederick. We make sure he experiences both sides of his religious heritage.
Frasier: As usual, my darling wife is right. Frederick goes to synagogue every Friday night. He delights in hiding matzos at Passover. The family celebrates Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Christmas comes and goes without so much as a tree. Odd, really, because a Christmas tree isn't even symbolic of Christianity. But apparently it threatens Lilith's Jewish faith. Look out, everybody! A fir tree! 5,000-year-old religion and Frasier Crane's going to bring it down with a four-foot tree and some tinsel!
Cheers Quotes
‘The Beer Is Always Greener’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carla, let me get this straight. You're really not going back to Cheers?
Carla: I know it's a lousy job, Norm, but for the amount of money they're throwing at me, it's nothing I can't take.
Bartender: Carla, uh, I'm gonna put a new trainee with you for the next two weeks. She's a bright girl. She's, uh, an anthropology student at B.U. Ellen! Ellen, come meet Carla.
Ellen: Well, you must be Carla. I know what you're thinking: "She doesn't look like a waitress." That's because I'm really a writer. Or actuellement, a poetess.
Carla: [screams]
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, Norm. Gettin' ready for the big opening.
Norm: It's right here, Sammy. Start pouring beer in it anytime.
Quote from Sam
Norm: Listen, I guess we have to start a new tab, huh? It's too bad we lost my old bar tab in the fire.
Sam: Oh. Actually, I- I had it in the safe.
Norm: You did?
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Norm: Why?
Sam: Well, to tell the truth, it's kind of my most valuable asset. I like to think of it as my- my retirement plan, you know. I figure, one of these days, you'll start paying and I can start thinking about retiring.
Norm: Yeah, well, um, I'd make other plans.