Frasier Quote #581
Paul: So none of you guys had the guts to go through with it, huh?
Cliff: Well, uh, one of us did.
Woody: Just a few more steps, Dr. Crane.
Lilith: Darling, are you all right?
Frasier: [whimpers]
Lilith: What did he say?
Woody: Sounded like "oil can."
Lilith: Here, this should help warm you up. It must have been a terrifying experience.
Frasier: Oh! It was positively surreal. First, the cold water hitting me like an electric shock dragging me down like a palpable force. And then when I was crawling back onto the beach, it kept at me, as though, for all the world, someone was actually pushing me back into the frozen water.
Cliff: [to Norm] Told you it wasn't funny.
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Quote from Paul
Paul: Hey, you guys ever hear of something called the Polar Bear Club?
Cliff: Uh...
Paul: Well, it's great. We used to do it all the time where I grew up. Bunch of guys get in their cars. They drive down to the ocean. They strip down to their skivvies and they run right into the water.
Cliff: Uh, I was thinking more of a, uh, belching contest.
Norm: Oh, I don't know, uh, loudest or longest?
Paul: Fine. Fine, but you guys don't know what you're missing. Now, when we were kids we didn't care if it was January or February, we just jumped in that ocean and swam. It felt great. It was like we scored one against winter.
Woody: Hey, if it's good enough for Mr. Krapence.
Frasier: Well, are we up to it, men?
Cliff: All right. Well, uh, well, it's one of the earthly thrills I haven't tried yet. Let's do it!
Guys: [chanting] Polar Bear! Polar Bear! Polar Bear! Polar Bear! Polar Bear! Polar Bear! Polar Bear... [Frasier, Norm, Cliff and Woody march out of the bar]
Carla: So, Paul, where were you brought up?
Paul: Honolulu.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, I sense the mood of the bar. You're all suffering from the winter blues, the shortened daylight hours, the cold numbing weather, the bleak sense of isolation. It's what we in the psychiatric profession call, the jackpot!
Quote from Carla
Frasier: Good afternoon, all!
Norm: Shut the door!
Frasier: Why?
Norm: To keep out the bitter cold.
[Lilith walks in]
Carla: Too late. She got in.