Carla Quote #1102
Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla
Carla: You want to know what I've learned? I've learned that a woman with a funny voice and some fancy scarves can charge any stupid idiot 50 bucks just to tell him what he wants to know. Hey.
Frasier: What is it, Carla?
Carla: I got a scarf. [in deep voice] I can do a spooky voice.
Frasier: Now, now, Carla.
Carla: Gather around, everybody, and I will tell you of the future for 50 bucks.
Frasier: Carla, no.
Carla: You're right, 60 bucks. Gather around, gather around. [normal voice] Thanks, Fras.
Frasier: Well, I guess my work here is done.
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