Carla Quote #1101
Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla
Carla: Hello, Bob.
Madame Lazora: Madame Carla, study Bob's aura. Tell me, what do you see?
Bob: Can you see something?
Carla: Yeah, I can see something. I can see that you're a sucker, a big dope. For 20 years you've been forking over your hard-earned cash to a sleazy con artist. You have been taken in by the cheapest, most obvious scam in the world just because you wanted to believe it. I see that you should wise up, chump. [exits]
Madame Lazora: That will be $50, please.
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