Carla Quote #1099
Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla
Madame Lazora: All the tools you will need are here in this carved box. Precious crystals, windows to the unseen future. The tarot cards, ancient diviners of fortune. The I Ching coins, symbols of Oriental wisdom. The moist towelettes. You get a lot of trade off the street in this business.
Man: [o.s.] Hello? Hello?
Carla: What's that, a spirit?
Madame Lazora: No, no, no. That's Bob, your first client. I'll never forget my first client.
Carla: Who was it?
Madame Lazora: Bob.
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