Carla Quote #1097

Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla

Sam: Hold on a second here. You're not- You're not serious about quitting Cheers, are you? Because if you are-
Carla: No, you don't have to tell me. I can read your mind. You're afraid that we're gonna grow apart, and we're not gonna be friends anymore, because I'll be a psychic, and you'll be a lowly bartender.
Sam: Honey, you remember when you- you were reading my mind? Well you- you didn't get as much right as you thought.
Carla: Oh, yeah? What did I get wrong?
Sam: Everything.
Carla: But everything was so clear! Well, okay, maybe I didn't read your mind, but I was definitely reading somebody's mind, because those images were as clear as day.
Sam: Come on, Carla.
Carla: Okay. All right. Who here had a mother with black hair and a Labrador retriever? Come on! I can't be the only one! Oh!

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Cliff: I got something to add to the conversation. If a 100-megaton warhead detonated over the city of Boston, the results would be so horrific that the survivors would envy the dead.
Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.

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Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Whoa! I'm gonna be a psychic! Who could have predicted that?