Rebecca Quote #411

Quote from Rebecca in Carla Loves Clavin

Rebecca: How's that painting job coming along, Norm?
Norm: Ah, swear to God, I would be in there painting this very moment, but, uh, Carla's using the room. She's giving Cliff a massage.
Rebecca: Oh, please! Give me a break. [opens the office door] Oh, dear.
Norm: See?
Rebecca: Yes, I see. Now if you could just get the rest of that office half as white as Cliff's upper body, I'd be happy.

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 ‘Carla Loves Clavin’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. Wish I'd had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog Maribelle. Rule number one: you got to schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties. You gotta sell out. I wouldn't. So I brought Maribelle home a loser. It broke my heart.
Frasier: How was Maribelle?
Woody: Not bad with applesauce.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Okay, Rebecca, uh, here's the deal. I'll paint the whole office, including woodwork, and, uh, it'll run you 400.
Rebecca: $400 sounds reasonable.
Norm: Oh, no, that's 400 beers. The "B" with the slanty line through it. It's kind of my own special currency.
Rebecca: It's a deal.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Well, this year they're holding it at Cheers.
Norm: All right!
Paul: All right!
Sam: No, no, no, no. No, It's not what you think. They changed all the categories here. Listen to this. Speed, efficiency, memorization, personal warmth, courtesy. I mean, it's like bra size doesn't even exist anymore!
Frasier: Well, Sam, they're just trying to keep pace with the current social enlightenment. I mean, how would you like to be judged solely on the basis of your looks and your body alone?
Sam: I'd love it. I'd win.