Woody Quote #630

Quote from Woody in It's a Wonderful Wife

Frasier: Hello, all.
Woody: Happy birthday, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Why, thank you, Woody. How did you know?
Woody: Well, you left your wallet here last night, so I was looking through it to find out whose it was. Are you really gonna donate your internal organs in case of accident? They take them before you die, you know. Yeah, my uncle was just in a fender bender. They chased him half way down the block.
Frasier: Well, thank you for sharing that with me on my, uh, special day.

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 ‘It's a Wonderful Wife’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: I always have such trouble trying to figure out what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.

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All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

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John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.