Frasier Quote #489
Quote from Frasier in Achilles Hill
Carla: Fools! Nonbelievers! Can't you see what this evil machine has done? Look, you're trapped! You're spending every minute of every day in this bar.
Cliff: We always do that.
Carla: Yeah, but now you're doing it standing up.
Norm: Ooh, that is kind of eerie.
Frasier: Oh, Carla! This machine does not have a demonic capacity! Even if it did, what could it do to you? It's got a tiny little ball. It's got these... These little plastic men. Or do you suppose that if you, you stick your hand here into the goal, it'll bite it off? Ow! [screams] [men laughing] See? I'm just playing on your superstitions. Hey. Hey, my hand's caught. [Norm and Cliff laugh] No, no, it's really caught.
Norm: I know, that's why we're laughing.
Cheers Quotes
‘Achilles Hill’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
John: Sam, I think we both know why I'm here.
Sam: I bet you want the number to my hairstylist. Don't you? Oh, I'm sorry. Now, that was cruel.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Sam, as we both know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms.
Sam: Hey, why do you keep repeating that every time you come down here? You're driving me up the wall.
John: That's why. Now where was l? Oh, yes, as you know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms, and rent on said property is past due since last Wednesday. I hope you haven't forgotten me, Sam.
Sam: Forgotten you? John, I could never forget you. You're in my bad dreams every night. You're the reason why I'm in therapy for the first time in my life.
John: Well, don't forget to mention to your therapist that I own legal title to y...
Sam: All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll write you your stupid check.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Mr. Hill, I just had lunch up at your restaurant and the risotto with bay scallops and fennel... Oh, I think it was the most delicious thing I've ever had to eat.
John: We'll name it for you.
Rebecca: Thank you.
Sam: Hey, come here. I hate this guy. What are you, what are you kissing up to him for?
Rebecca: I'm not kissing up, Sam, I like the food. Sam, you don't have to be jealous. You are a very handsome businessman, and you own the hottest spot in town.
Sam: Oh, oh, thank you very much.
Rebecca: That's kissing up.