Carla Quote #927
Quote from Carla in 50-50 Carla
Carla: Well, I'm perfectly OK, Sam. I think I'm going to make it. I just have to hang in there for another three days, and Gloria will be on that bus back to Kenosha, and all my problems will be solved.
Sam: Now wait a minute, are you saying that it's her fault that you're shaking?
Carla: Of course she is. It's all part of her fiendish plan.
Sam: Why would she have a fiendish plan?
Carla: Because she knows all about the insurance money.
Sam: How do you know she knows?
Carla: Because she acts like she doesn't know! That's how I know she knows. Do you want to hear an example of what this cruel woman is trying to do to break my spirit? She's being nice. You know what she did last night? She did eight loads of laundry, and I don't have a washer and dryer.
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‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.