Norm Quote #757
Quote from Norm in 50-50 Carla
Sam: Hey, Norm, did you ever find out what happened to Cliffie?
Norm: Uh, yeah, yeah. It turns out it was the hospital. He, uh, had a little minor surgery. No big deal. Yeah, he'll be back in a couple days.
Sam: How's he feeling?
Norm: I'll tell you what, he's on the phone there. Why don't you ask him yourself.
Sam: [picks up the pay phone which is off the hook] Cliffie, is that you? [chuckles] Hey, well... Oh, yeah, yeah, I bet it does hurt to have those things cauterized, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. [drops the phone] Uh-huh.
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‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.