Norm Quote #731

Quote from Norm in Sam Ahoy

Sam: You believe that? Rich people. We almost died for him and he thinks he can spread a little money around and make it all right.
Carla: Yeah. Rich people are sick.
Norm: I'm glad he didn't mention that when I was here. I would have taken a poke at him.
Sam: Yeah, well, I said it for us all. I told him what to do with his check.
Carla: We're with you, Sam.
Sam: Can you believe that? Thinking he can come in here and buy the 3 of us for a measly $60,000.
Carla: Abandon Sammy! Hey, Robin!
Both: Abandon Sammy! Abandon Sammy!

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Woody: Were you scared, Sam?
Sam: Are you kidding? I saw my hair pass before my eyes. It was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it.

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Sam: Well, guys, that's another half-hour that we wouldn't have had if we hadn't have gotten off that boat.
Norm: I tell you, a brush with death like that really changes you. From now on, I'm really going to appreciate beer.

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Cliff: Ah, yes, Rebecca. Wasn't that the maiden King David spied taking a bath in her birthday suit?
Norm: No, I think that was Bathsheba. I think Rebecca is the one who turned into a pillar of salt.
Cliff: No, that was Lot's wife. She didn't have a name of her own.
Woody: What did Lot do with her after she turned into salt?
Norm: Kept her by the pretzels, I bet.
Woody: Did they have pretzels in biblical times?
Norm: Yeah. I think I just had one, too.