Sam Quote #1246
Carla: So, Sammy, how much cash do you need?
Sam: Uh, well... In a word... [Carla and Norm gasp]
Norm: Isn't that how many miles it is to the sun?
Sam: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right.
Carla: Oh, Sammy, you can do it.
Sam: Yeah, right, no, of course I can do it. As a matter of fact, this morning I made a rather clever investment of $1,000.
Norm: Way to be, Sammy. That's using the old noggin. Let that money work for you, pal. What did you invest in?
Sam: This suit. Looks pretty good, doesn't it?
Norm: Yeah.
Sam: I tell you, this jacket just over Levi's alone is fabulous.
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Sam: Well, guys, that's another half-hour that we wouldn't have had if we hadn't have gotten off that boat.
Norm: I tell you, a brush with death like that really changes you. From now on, I'm really going to appreciate beer.
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Woody: Were you scared, Sam?
Sam: Are you kidding? I saw my hair pass before my eyes. It was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it.
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Cliff: Ah, yes, Rebecca. Wasn't that the maiden King David spied taking a bath in her birthday suit?
Norm: No, I think that was Bathsheba. I think Rebecca is the one who turned into a pillar of salt.
Cliff: No, that was Lot's wife. She didn't have a name of her own.
Woody: What did Lot do with her after she turned into salt?
Norm: Kept her by the pretzels, I bet.
Woody: Did they have pretzels in biblical times?
Norm: Yeah. I think I just had one, too.