Norm Quote #548

Quote from Norm in Let Sleeping Drakes Lie

Evan Drake: Peterson, what the hell is going on?
Norm: Sir, I'm sorry. I- I didn't want to have to tell you this, but you're forcing me to.
Evan Drake: Oh, please, tell me quickly. If I don't sleep, I'll die. And I'm gonna take you with me.
Norm: It's, actually, it's kind of personal. Do you mind, Greyson?
Butler: Sir?
Evan Drake: Whatever. Anything that will get him out of here.
Norm: Sir, to begin with, when I was a little boy, I was very poor.
Evan Drake: Peterson, I'm not going to survive any story that begins with when you were little.
Norm: Oh, right. Sir, I've had this fantasy that's haunted me all my life. At night, when I'm lying in bed, it comes and torments me.
Evan Drake: Oh, I know the feeling.

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 ‘Let Sleeping Drakes Lie’ Quotes

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: No, no, it's a well-documented fact that the female of the species is irresistibly drawn to men in uniform. Yeah, just yesterday, some lonely, frustrated housewife saw me coming up the garden path, you know, peeking through the window, and she tries to coyly titillate me by pulling down the shade so I wonder what's going on behind it.
Carla: Let me dispel the mystery. She was puking.
Cliff: Carla, don't you get bored just hanging around here all day waiting to take cheap shots at me?
Carla: Yeah, I should get a beeper.
Cliff: All right, look. That's it. I am sick and tired of being your whipping boy. Today the worm turns. You are not going to insult me any longer, because I am not going to give you the chance. As of from right now, I am shutting up, zipping my lip. [applause] And my friends support me.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions. Pour.

Quote from Woody

Woody: I know I'm not very sophisticated, but I don't think what Sam is doing is right.
Cliff: Well, look, don't you put yourself down with me, and I happen to agree with you.
Woody: I mean, standing around tending bar all day is like the worst thing a dancer could do for his calves.
Carla: Speaking of calves, Woody, was it painful when the cow kicked you in the head?
Woody: You get used to it.