Woody Quote #222
Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Carla: [evil laughter] Oh, Woods. You know that dust in a dress you've been yakking with?
Woody: Mary?
Carla: You didn't, by any chance, happen to tell her that you're wearing old man makeup for a play, did you?
Woody: That sort of thing is pretty hard to work into polite conversation. With your makeup, and the lighting in here, and those Mr. Magoo glasses of hers, I think she got the wrong idea. She's got the hots for you.
Woody: Carla, you're crazy. She's just a sad old woman who needed someone to talk to. You of all people should understand that. There's no way she's gonna go for me. I mean, in order for her to fall in love with me, I'd have to be the best darn actor in Boston. [Mary taps on glass and blows Woody a kiss] Oh, no, I'm the best darn actor in Boston.
Cheers Quotes
‘Pudd'n Head Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Folks, I have a bit of bad news that may affect a lot of you. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm just going to come right out and say it. Last call. [patrons groan]
Norm: Well, what the heck, maybe I'll give Vera a thrill and go home a little early tonight. Although, you know, she did look kind of thrilled when I left.
Quote from Lilith
Sam: You guys look like you had a good time.
Frasier: We had oodles of fun. And we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot.
Cliff: Wait, you lost weight on a cruise? I heard there were wall-to-wall meals.
Lilith: There were also wall-to-wall waves.
Frasier: Yes. Well, fortunately, after three days of giving Chef Hugo's fine cuisine back to the sea, we were fitted with these little, uh, ear patches. They seemed to do the trick.
Lilith: And put us to sleep for the rest of the trip.
Carla: So you guys spent seven days and nights snoozing and barfing your way through the Caribbean?
Lilith: And we've never felt slimmer and more refreshed.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Gather 'round, everybody. I'm going to do Authors in Hell. I mean, if that's all right with you, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Well, I was planning to wait for the movie, but go ahead.
Woody: Imagine if you will a huge book opens up, and l - Mark Twain - step out. I am surrounded by various tormented American writers. And Satan. The lights dim. [as Twain] Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted. Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished. Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. [a patron coughs as Woody smokes a cigar]
Rebecca: Woody, go on.
Woody: Well, I just sit here and smoke. I don't talk again till the middle of act four.