Sam Quote #902
Quote from Sam in Bidding on the Boys
Sam: You know, I'll tell you what. You know, this ought to be a chance for me to bring the two of you together again.
Frasier: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, all right, l- listen. I'll pretend to go along with the date, right? I'll rent the room, I'll get some wine, and then I'll tell her how great you are, and then pow, you burst in on us.
Frasier: I do?
Sam: Yeah. Yeah, why not? I mean, you followed us up there. It'll prove how crazy you are about her. She'll be putty in your hands.
Frasier: Well, it has a certain panache.
Sam: [cash register rings] Yeah, here you go. Here's the address. Now, uh, be up there by 9:00, and, uh, just throw me out of there, man. Show me no mercy.
Frasier: By God, I'll send you packing!
Cheers Quotes
‘Bidding on the Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Come on, man, she's just doing it to make you jealous.
Frasier: Oh, God, I'm losing her, Sam.
Sam: Oh, would you stop that? You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Frasier: What about Diane?
Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz, Sam...
Quote from Lilith
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Lilith: Well, wild romance is a fictive term with no correlation to any actual physiological behavior. We, nevertheless, like to humor convention by going through with these preposterous rituals.
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: So we're agreed then, right? Just plain simple gold wedding bands.
Lilith: With an exquisite marquise diamond on mine so we can tell them apart.
Frasier: You give me such glee. Here we are. Sit here, my betrothed. I'll go get us something to drink, and, oh, uh, exchange a few lies with my buds.
Lilith: I understand. Your daily dose of male bonding.
Frasier: Well, not for much longer. You know what's are breaking up that old gang of mine.
Lilith: As a guess, I'd say hypertension and cirrhosis.
Frasier: [laughs] You're irrepressible.