Nick Tortelli Quote #56
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Spellbound
Loretta: I'm not going home with you. I'm leaving you, Nick.
Nick Tortelli: Uh get- G- Get in the car, sugar lump. Don't make me mad now.
Sam: Hey, Nick, why don't you leave her alone?
Nick Tortelli: Uh, Sam, she's coming home with me. Uh, in case you have forgotten, she is my, uh, betrothed.
Diane: [to Sam] She doesn't want to go back to him. Please help her.
Sam: All right. I know. I know. Nick, come on. Beat it. She doesn't want to be around you right now.
Nick Tortelli: Eh, Sam, buddy, uh, it is not a good thing for them to see us fighting here. Uh, these people, uh, they look up to us. Uh, we're role models.
Sam: Then don't make me ask again.
Nick Tortelli: Okay, okay, I'm not looking for trouble. Eh, but mark my words. Eh, I'm coming back for my woman.
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‘Spellbound’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Nick, will you give up on me? You and I are an impossibility. The only thing you instill in me is the desire to flee. And then to be de-flea'd.
Quote from Sam
Carla: You know, Sammy, I know you kind of like Diane. But you're gonna have to face it. She's his now.
Sam: Oh, come on, will you stop it? I mean, Nick and Diane, they don't even belong on the same planet. The guy doesn't have any table manners. I mean, he thinks he's God's gift to women. And when was the last time he even picked up a book?
Carla: How's that different from you, Sam?
Sam: All right, there's a big difference... There's a big difference between thinking you're God's gift and knowing it.
Quote from Diane
Loretta: Oh, Sam, you stood up for me. Nobody's ever done that for me before. [kisses Sam]
Sam: Oh.
Nick Tortelli: Sam, I'm aghast.
Sam: What?
Nick Tortelli: You of all people?! Have you no respect for our blessed union?
Sam: Oh, come on, Nick. There's nothing going on here. I'm not interested in Loretta.
Nick Tortelli: Uh, I got one thing to say to you, Sam. Two can play the same game. You took my woman... [looks at Diane] I'm gonna take yours.
Diane: Me? You're taking me? The only thing you should be taking is penicillin.