Norm Quote #410
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: You know, I predicted this. You guys are nervous Nellies and you're trying to blame it all on me.
Cliff: I want out, Norm.
Carla: Yeah, me, too.
Sam: Who wants a tan in the winter anyway?
Norm: Wait, wait. This is not the smart move. You gotta hang in there. You gotta roll with the punches, all right?
Carla: You're gonna roll with the punches if you don't get us outta this.
Sam: Nah, I just don't think that we're cut out for it.
Diane: No.
Norm: Apparently not, all right? Yeah, geez, have it your way, guys, okay? Look, all right, I tell ya what. Okay? I'll personally buy out your shares, all right? I'll have your checks in the mail within a week. Stupid mistake. Stupid. Stupid.
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‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.